Monday, January 26, 2009

*Dingy Lector*

Today, me , my grandma , and sister were on a mission to find a pet store that cut dog nails. we finally get to a PETCO, you know"where the pets go" HA HA HA!!!
anyways, while we were waiting for them to finish, we were looking for doggy treats for blue and dingy, we found these cute cookies that look and smell like human food ... *they smelt so delicious, i just HAD to try be honest with you they were VERY good!* .....
so the girl that was cutting dingys nails came out to call one of us because she wouldn't stop growling at her every time she touched a certain nail... she asked me if she could put a muzzle on her so that she could cut it.. i told her " yeah go ahead" she asked me to hold her while she put it on..
as you can see i HAD to take a picture of her with it on ...
so far I've heard that she looks like Hannibal Lector....
what do you think???
*oh and nina you know how you are always talking about getting muzzles for our dogs, well, this post was definitely posted for YOU...HAHAHA!!!!*

Friday, January 23, 2009


RuLeS :
1. Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Tag 3 people to complete this!*I’ll provide my commentary below.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? "let's ride" (the game)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?"breathe(2a.m.)" (anna nalick)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?"ain't it funny" (ja. rule ft. jennifer lopez)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?"true" (funkmaster flex)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?"wicked gil" (band of horses)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?"resentment" (beyonce) *to be honest , i don't even know what that means*
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?"freak on a leash" (korn) *that is SO not true*
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?"how do i live without you" leann rimes" * HAHA how ironic*
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?"diamonds" (kanye west)* LOL , you can't forget MONEY :D
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?"badfish" (sublime) * umm not quite true*
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?"over my head(cable car)" (The Fray)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?"fresh azimiz{fresh as I'm is} "(bow wow)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?"ever ever after" (Carrie Underwood)* OMG!!! i love this song*
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?"fallen" (Mya) *OK! this is kind of getting a little creepy*
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?"buttons" (pussycat dolls) *ugh! i dislike this so much...remind me i need to delete it.*
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?"we ride" (rihanna) *HAHA this is funny , my music is soooo perfect for this game...aha!
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?"whats left of me" (Nick Lachey)
HOW WILL YOU DIE?"ain't no other man"(Christina Aguilera)
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET?"infest" (Papa Roach)* uncle's music*
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?"my love" (Justin Timberlake)*best beat to choreograph dance steps to*
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?"din din wo"[little child]" (Habib Koite & Bamada)* i didn't even know i had this song on here, it was a sample song on my zune*
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?"it's not over" (Daughtry)*great song,HAHA, but it has nothing to do with this question*
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?"deja vu" (Beyonce) *true, true*
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?"Rehab" (Amy Winehouse)*AHAHAH!!!!!! "i said no,no,no" just kidding .... how funny!*
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? "say goodbye" (Chris Brown)*that was funny!!*
i tag:

Thursday, January 8, 2009

NeW nAmE!!!

Do you have a pet that you frequently like to rename depending on what mood you are in ?
Well, i do.
I have a dog (Chihuahua)
Her name is dingy, shes my special dog, when i say special i mean shes not really all there.
she always has this crooked smile, she walks with a limp, and she sticks her tongue out at you on a daily bases... far I've renamed her three times
1. brownie *why?, i don't know, its just something I've always wanted to name one of my pets, but then i started thinking shes way to light to be a "brownie"*
2. chorizo*well, chorizo is a lighter colored food, but it wasn't really fitting her , so i changed it..* cream cone*mm!! it's light and small..just like dingy*... no?
As you can tell by all the food references I'm a little fatty, psh ! but its alright i don't mind it one bit!
.. haha
I've been trying to think of a new name for her but nothing good has popped into my head i obviously want to stick to the food category

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Cabo Wabo!

I was reading one of my comments when this popped in my head ..... a couple years back for my thirteenth birthday thing 1 and thing 2 took me to CABO SAN LUCAS.. *it was the best birthday EVER*... we were there for about a week or so..
  • it was the first time i had flown somewhere
  • we checked out the beaches
  • made a couple of friends
  • took pictures
  • got on a banana boat

*which was very painful, we all hit the water .. BOOM!! the only way to describe the flip would be like when your flipping a pancake and right when it hits the pan you see little splatters around it, well me being the dumb one,i held on for dear life instead of letting go i was stuck under it, and thing 1 and thing 2 were "the little splatters " haha*

... one morning/afternoon we get on a boat for an all day cruise ,

we ate, danced, took some more pictures, thing 1 and thing 2 had a drink or two, the sun is just about almost set and they start playing music, well thing 2 Just happened to have gotten picked to do tequila shots with a guy in a huge sombrero while a whistle is being blown in her ear and they shook her head after every shot.

now it is time to get off of the boat and we are walking back to our room [little note, I'm know as the dark one in my family] mind you thing 2 is super drunk and we have to walk up this huge hill , well she grabs me by the arm and says look Jo you're black but at least you're not that black! meaning my tan wasn't that dark, but she didn't see the couple walking right next to us which the husband was black.

thing 1 and i are in shock because we thought that the guy heard her , and the WHOLE time we are walking up the hill thing 2 is yelling WHOA!..WHOA!!! thing 1 and i are trying to keep her quiet by saying SHH! no more WOOING..

moral of the story is, when you take a thirteen year old to Cabo go easy on the booze. we are young and impressionable

hahaha good times, good times


Monday, January 5, 2009

school , shmool !!

BaCk To ScHoOl, (already?)!!

man oh man this break went by so fast... OK.. so the night before school started ...well i couldn't really sleep, I'm not gonna lie, i was kind of nervous [*cough,cough*]... i mean , i couldn't wait.. hehe a couple of things i tried , went a little something like this:
  1. i hopped in the shower, [i thought the warm water would help]... but no!
  2. i signed on to ,well , my blog... that didn't seem to help either
  3. i grabbed my zune... what the heck, music always does the trick
  4. i turned my zune off ,only because it made me want to get up and dance
  5. i then, just layed on my bed counting imaginary sheep (how fun right)
  6. i got to 102... i had to stop, i heard the door to my parents room open so i turned around and faked it..hehe
  7. it was about 1-ish when i EVENTUALLY fell asleep

.... ALARM says *ring-a-ding-ding!!!*

I'm up , I'm up!!!

OK i get up do what i got to do.... wake up momma (bon don)... etc. etc...

me and cindyjo (baby sis) get to school .. i wasn't all that pleased to be there..

first period , DONE!

second period, DONE!

third period, DONE!....

i get to fourth period , i walk in the classroom, take a seat, teacher talked & talked about his vacation... blah, blah, blah... i look up at the clock ITS 11:58!!! honestly!! id barely be waking up .. man , so i start thinking to myself "alright, i got to get used to it, its going to be hard, but that's how life is" ... the bell rings, YAY!!! its lunch time, my favorite class of ALL.. I'm walking down the stairs , reach into my pocket, DANG! i don't have any money. BOO.

for fifth period , I'm the t.a. of two teachers.. that class is always long , only because i don't do anything..ahhaaahhaa

sixth period comes and goes... YAY!!! finally i get to go home now... haha

[EXHALE]!!! it was a pretty long day if i say so myself

~Jo ShMo !!!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

okayy? so today is my first day as a blogger... umm i dont really know what to do umm, i was wondering , CAN YOU HELP ME OUT MOMMA??